Originally Released by Relativity Records in 1987.
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Swan Song:
Well you don't have to be somebody
You don't have to try and figure it out
No you don't have to answer no questions
No you don't have to do nothing at all
That’s what you always do
It's what you're best at baby
That’s what you always do
It don't care just where you come from
And it don't care if you're rich or you're poor
No it don't care about your religion
No it don't care about you at all
It don't care about you
Why don't you realize?
Oh but darling, won't you listen, well I'm telling you
Oh baby can't you see what you're doing
What you're doing to yourself and to me
Oh but you now, you don't listen to no one
Oh but baby, can't you see, what you're doing to yourself
Oh but darling, won't you listen, won't you listen please
Looking To The West:
Well looking to the West
I see a bunch of bands that I can't stand
And looking to the East
I see no bands at all
Well music used to mean so much to me
It don't mean that much to me no more
When I was a kid nothing mattered more
Then Kiss and Led Zeppelin singing rock ’n' roll
Singing rock ’n' roll
oh singing rock ’n' roll
Back then music used to mean so much to me
It don't mean that much to me no more
This business tears right out your soul
Turn you inside out flip you upside take you all around
'Till you don't know you anymore
Well music used to mean so much to me
It don't mean that much to me no more
No more, no more
Well music used to mean so much to me
It don't mean that much to me no more
No more
So different now I don't even know
No more
Hang Tough
Got up this morning to go to court
The D.A. started telling me it's time to grow up
The funny thing is I thought I was
Well the funny thing is I thought I already was
Well nothing ever changes and probably never will
The harder I keep trying the more they change the rules
Every time i get it right it ends up being wrong
And all the things i've figured out don't mean that much at all
Not religious ignorance or years of four brick walls
For every step forward we take seven steps back
You gotta hang tough, yeah baby hang tough
You gotta hang tough, hang tough
This world is full of madness
Suicides and drugs
Our hopes all dreams are banished
And there's no such thing as love
Some people got the bible to satisfy their minds
But they don't understand that they might as well be blind
You gotta hang tough, yeah baby hang tough
You gotta hang tough, yeah hang tough
Well Hang Tough, hang tough
You got to baby, got to baby
Hang Tough
Michael Jordan:
Well I watched TV today
That's about all I did
Started with the Odd Couple, Tony Randall and Jack Klugman
and then I made some coffee, I read the paper and I fed the dog
Well I saw when Michael Jordan scored 47 points
Yeah that made me smile you know i'm a big fan of his
My life ain't heavy
You know it just keeps rolling on it just keeps rolling along
Well I'm the type of guy that you can always count on tomorrow
You know I think i'll go fishing next week
And I think i'll pay some bills in a little while
Yeah maybe i'll change the oil in 5000 more miles
And maybe i'll go back to school when hell freezes over
You know i gotta finish 3 songs in 37 hours
Well my life ain't heavy, it just keeps rolling along, keeps rolling along
It keeps rolling along
Low Boy (Butterflies Are Free):
Instrumental
Key To Life…Tonight:
Wish I knew what the key to life was
Since I don't I'll have another Budweiser
2 am California
I can buy no beer
And I don't want to hear
About your Boston and your stations
I don't want to hear or be touched or be felt by nobody
I don't want nobody touching me no no
I just want another beer now baby
Don't ya sass about me
But i don't want you coming home with me
I don't want nobody stealing my baby from me
I just want another beer now baby
Don't ya sass about me
Well baby c’mon, well baby c'mon
2 am, 2 am right now
I can buy no beer, I can buy no beer
You don't miss the devil boy
When he goes to bed
Well baby I just might
Buy a jigsaw yeah
Baby i just might want to take you home tonight
Well baby c'mon I think that I might take you home tonight
Bomp a chi chone yeah
Like a Jim Morrison said
Bomp a chi chone yeah
Walk On Water:
Well they keep telling me
Yeah they keep telling me that I could walk on the water
That I could walk on the water
Buy me one drink after another
They buy me one drink after another tell me i could walk on water
On water on water
Walk on water baby
I can walk on water
Well they keep telling me
and i'm starting to believe that i could walk on water
Well I can walk on water
What an asshole, what an asshole
What an asshole I must be think I could walk on water
Think I could walk on water
Take a walk
Walk on water
Well I can walk on water
Me ’N John, Dylan ‘N Paul Westerberg
Walking on the water
Walking on the water
On the water on the water
Baby I can walk on water
Well I can walk on water
I can walk on water
Anymore:
I was born in a battle field
My mom and my dad
People treat me with suspicion
I don't know if I'm happy if I'm sad
Anymore
Mercedes-Benz and necklaces have long been divided
And he needs a personal license plate
And she needs a new man to hold
And everybody's wondering what's gone wrong
With all their daughters and with all their sons
But if they looked at themselves just once in awhile
If they looked at themselves they wouldn't wonder why
Anymore
And everybody’s wondering what's gone wrong
With all their daughters and with all their sons
But if they looked at themselves just once in awhile
If they looked at themselves they wouldn't wonder why
Anymore
Those sleepless nights of childhood
All the lying, all the fighting
I've been living on my own so long
It's almost been forgotten
But not quite
And everybody keeps wondering what's gone wrong
With all their daughters and with all their sons
But if they looked at themselves just once in awhile
If they looked at themselves they wouldn't wonder why
Anymore
Saturday Afternoon:
Well it's Saturday afternoon, yeah Saturday afternoon
and i'm just sitting in my front room
on a beautiful afternoon yeah
I'm hoping somebody will come on by
We'll stir it up 'til we feel just right, just right
Watching Saturday afternoon turn into night
Yeah Saturday night
I'm just hoping somebody will come on by
I'm hoping somebody will come on by
We'll go out
We'll get our guns and have some fun tonight
Oh now, oh now
Have some fun tonight
Hope somebody will come on by
Hope somebody will come on by
Watching Saturday afternoon turn into night
Yeah I’m hoping somebody will come on by
I'm just hoping somebody will come on by
Zelda:
Dog keeps shitting in the house
Dog keeps shitting in the house
Dog keeps shitting in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house
I can't take no more
got no more patience
no more paper towels
oh this dog's gotta go
Dog keeps shittin’ in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house
oh no oh no
i can't take no more
Dog keeps shittin' in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house well
Dog keeps shitting in the house
Well dog keeps shitting in the house
Pop Star:
Ballad of the richest attorney
I’ll try to figure it out
Hey what gives
Rock
Wanna be wanna be wanna be a pop star
hey i'm not getting it
wanna be wanna be wanna be a pop star
what's the gist of this thing
wanna be wanna be wanna be a pop star
what's the feel
what's the hang of it
what gives
what gives here
give me a sign, give me something
just roll it back
roll it back
roll it back
i'm not i'm not getting the hang of it
it's mak…ahhh
roll it back
roll the goddamn tape back
i'm chowdering heavily
i don't get it
what’s what goes
what gives ?
what gives ?
there's no hang
what's the hang
just i don't get the feel here
the feels gone
it's gone
god damn it
roll it back roll it back
cmon jaime
hey where's the guitar solo
this is my big chance
i'm blowing it
god damn
god damn it
what gives ?
i lost it i lost it
way way back
i lost it
kick it
kick it in your head
wiggle your goddamn toe
wiggle it, wiggle it
keep wiggling that thing
keep wiggling it
keep it, keep it, keep it
Tree 'N' Sven Orbit The Planet:
Instrumental
Thelonious Monster 