The debut album, released by Epitaph Records in 1986.
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Psychofuckindelic:
When I get up in the morning want my breakfast in bed
If you don't give it to me get someone else instead
Why don't you get along
If you don't like it get along
Well I try to do right by you I end up doing wrong so get along
Well first you said you love me
Now you say you don't
No one's keeping you here baby
Why don't you get along
Just get along
Why don't you get along
When I try to do right I end up doing wrong
Get along
Well
Do right do wrong
Well at first you said you love me and now you say you don't
I just want to know baby what it is you want
What you want
Why don't you tell me what you want
If I can't give it to you…you should just get along
Get along
You should just get along
Baby you should get along
I need you…you should
I try to do right I end up doing wrong get along
If you don't like me get along
Fuck you
Yes Yes No:
Well I went to the supermarket get some aspirin
Because my head was hurting from a combination of heroin and gin
Well there’s man in the parking lot
He was doing some peculiar fishing
He had a rod and he had a reel
Oh, I don't know what he was doing
Yes Yes
Yes Yes No
No not at all
Yes Yes
Yes Yes No
Positive train:
When the world's a sad place to most of you
You walk around you got nothing to do
You go to school or you go to work
Most times you just feel like a jerk
Well Sammy Glick and Eve Harrington too
Confused about life just like you
They scratch their way right to the top
When they got there they said this all you got well
they scratch their right to the top when they got there they said
This all you got
Well i don't know but i been told
The streets of heaven they are lined with gold
I don't know but it's been said
When you get to heaven brother you'll be dead
I don't want to preach man
I don't want to say it but
One thing i gotta tell you, you should live this way
Oh my goodness oh my god
Positive train is where we all belong
Let Me In The House:
Well I said oh baby
Won't you please let me inside the house
Oh my girlfriend she threw me out
I got no other place to stay
No other place to stay
I said oh baby oh you know I done you wrong
Well i said oh baby
Lord knows I done you wrong
But my girlfriend she threw me out
I got no other place to stay
no where to go
no where to sleep
Oh c'mon
Baby
Oh I done you wrong
Oh I know I done you wrong
What can I do now
Well my girlfriend she threw me out man
I got no other place to stay
I tried everybody
I tried my friends
I tried people who don't even like me
Now I'm nothing joking around little darling
I got no other place but the streets
Oh baby you gotta listen to me please
Look at me I know I done you wrong
I spent the rent on drugs
You knew I was fucking other women when we was sharing the same room
Well baby
You gotta let me please inside the house
Well i said baby
Oh I'm hurting
I'm hurting won't you please please please please please let me in the house man C'mon baby
Thelonious Monster:
Well I heard a lotta people say
You know I heard it again just the other day
They were talking 'bout the sun and the free
They were talking in a language no one else can speak well
Oh addiction all their own
About a music so alone
And now they all want to see her
This thing called Thelonious Monster well here it is
Well they created a monster
For they created, they created a monster
Thelonious monster
They created a monster
Well it's said that Thelonious Monster
Was created by the wise master
And that she talks in tongues about life absurd
And the more that you hear, well the more it gets blurred
Well they created a monster
They created, well they created a monster
Thelonious monster
They created a monster
They created, well they created a monster
Well they created, well they created a monster
Joke Song:
This is joke song
You know I thought i’d tell you what it's like to be in a band and stuff what it's like 'cause It can be fun but a lot of the time it's really fucked and a pain in the ass.
I'm gonna tell you a story that sorta equivocates what i feel about show business in general and the story's about this guy that worked for Circus Vargas his main job was to take care of the elephants and he didn't mind his job or nothin' he got paid like 6-7 bucks an hour and he was pretty happy just cleaned up after the elephants but one nasty part of the job he had to give ‘em enemas right before they got on the buses or the trains or whatever so they wouldn't shit all over their compartments while they're on the trains and buses and trucks n' shit so he had to stick his fist way up there and give them enemas you know it was a real drag of a thing but he didn't mind it you know.
One day he's doing it and this guy comes walking by and says what the fuck are you doin man that's that's insane you don't need to do that kinda degrading stuff
and he goes I don't mind it's a fine job and the and the guy goes you're crazy man you can make that kinda money doing anything you don't need to degrade yourself like that you should quit this job you know just quit just fucking you know tell em you quit the guy says what and get out of show business.
Huck's Jam :
Instrumental
Union Street:
Down on Union street
That's where my baby gets her dope
Down on Union street
I said you can bring your dough
you might get what you want
But i swear you don't
Well I swear you don't
Got what she thought she needed
I think she gets what she deserves
Try:
Well I never paid no rent and I never paid no telephone bill
And I ain't never had a job and i' m glad and I hope I never will
But my mom called yesterday and she asked me how I was doing
I said i'm pretty good but I don't know if I'm gonna eat today
I don't know if I'm gonna eat today
But i'm gonna try
I'm gonna try try try try try try try
i'm gonna try
i'm gonna try swear to god
I'm gonna try
I saw John Fogerty and a beautiful girl at Canter’s
They were lookin' so fine and their lives were so together
Me i couldn't afford a cup of coffee cure my hangover
You know it made me think
oh lord it made me think
About everything
It made me think about things like I'm gonna try
oh i'm gonna try
yes i'm gonna try try try try try try try
Well lord i'm gonna try
yes
...And The Rest Of The Band:
My friends they all tell me
Man you're acting like a fool man
Well she's just not worth it
Don't give a fuck about you
Yeah but I was at her house once
I thought things were going fine
But i'm so hurt and sad now
Well i'm so hurt and sad now
I must have been wrong
I must have been wrong
Well I must have been wrong
Well no more talking 'bout her
Never mention her name
'Cause i'm gonna bail now
Love solace and pain
Oh but i won't forget it now
I just don't wanna talk about it now oh
Why don't you blow me
Why don't you blow me
You said you don't believe in love girl
Well you don't even love girl
So why don't you blow me and the rest of the band
Well if sex holds the answers
Why don't you blow
Why don't you blow me
Why don't you blow me and the rest of the band
You don’t believe in love
Why don't you blow me
Life's A Groove :
Got a lot to do but got nothing to prove I got to step out in an while or two
There’s a million problems just being the Bob
So let me tell yourself I got nothing but love son
Nothing but love
Twenty-Four Hours:
When I get up in the morning
It seems way too early
Too early for me
When i go to bed every night
It seems way too late
It seems way too late
It's too late for me
Happy #12 & 35:
We're walking together
Just anywhere you and I
We're laughing to each other
We're joking in the bright sunshine
And I am so happy
I'm happy, I'm happy just to be your guy
Yes I'm so happy
I'm happy, I'm happy right by your side
We're walking together
Just anywhere you
We're laughing to each other
We're joking in the bright sunshine
And I am so happy
I'm happy, I'm happy just to be your guy
I'm so happy, I'm happy,
I'm so happy you believe my lies
I'm so happy
I'm happy ,I’m happy when I'm deep inside
I'm so happy
I'm happy , I'm happy just to be alive
Now you say you love me
And I love you
so what the hell's going on oh
why don't we get along
what's wrong
I love you baby that's no lie
I'm so happy
I'm happy, I'm happy just to be your guy
I'm so happy
I'm happy
I'm happy right by your side
I'm so happy, God knows I'm happy you believe my lies
I'm so happy
I'm happy, I'm happy when it's deep inside
You know that's you
Gotta be happy
Don’t tell me you're not now
Don't tell me oh i know you're happy
I'm so happy
I'm happy
I know that you are too
I swear we're happy
We're happy
We're happy just you and I
We're happy
We're happy
No now don't you lie
We're so happy
We're happy
We're happy
Oh now now we're so happy we're happy
We're happy when it's deep inside that's for sure now
We're happy
We're happy well that's no lie
Happy happy oh we're so happy happy happy oh oh
I'm happy happy
Happy just to be your guy
I'm so happy
I'm happy just to be alive happy
Happy just to be your guy
happy happy
I'm happy just to be your guy
Well I'm so happy I'm happy
I'm happy right by your side oh
Thelonious Monster 